When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Grade Allen
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
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Eugene Field
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.
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Rita Rudner
We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.
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Grace Williams
I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.
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Larry David
More Quotes By Rita Mae Brown
Sorrow is how we learn to love. Your heart isn't breaking. It hurts because it's getting larger. The larger it gets, the more love it holds.
About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.
The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.
Loving's pretty easy. It's letting someone love you that's hard.
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
